Anonymous said...

i steal change. i mean, all change. if you leave it out, i'm stealing it.

Anonymous said...

i always feel fat. and i'm scared of this new class because i dont want people to know me when i'm fat! how bad is that?!

Anonymous said...

Corporate America sucks balls. I know it's part of our (failing) economy, but OH MY GAWD...I can't stand it. My office is full of cocky, newbie sales guys. They may all be dead by the end of the week.

How rude is it to roll into an office where there are established personel and pretend like you know more than they do? Well I'll TELL you how rude it is...it's IMMENSELY fucking rude. I haven't said anything yet, but there's one guy that's fixin' to get taken down about 17 notches.

Here's the thing...if you're a cocky sales guy and you ADMIT it - then I like you. I can hang=dle you. It's all out in the open, ya know? If you're a cocky sales guy and you CAN'T admit it, and THEN you make FUN of the cocky sales guy who'll ADMIT he's cocky BECAUSE he's cocky, then dude...you're a complete crab-stained scrotumjunkie.

So, yeah, I'm not a fan of a few of the pea-assed hamburgerfarmers that are here in my office in the middle of corporate America, but...corporate America is still paying my bills. I will only complain here. In the meantime, what this rank-fingered assberry doesn't know (b/c he's NEW) is that he will desperately need me to do his job well in the forseeable future. Yeah, good luck with that...

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1. Anonymous on February 24, 2009 at 10:42 AM

   i don't think i've ever really liked a job. when is that gonna change?